Friday, July 10, 2009
Is There Anything More Thrilling...
...than Googling your office crush knowing she’s only 15 feet away????!? The excitement, the rush; within 2 minutes I knew where she’s from, what high school she went to and year graduated, and fellow bridesmaids she was in a wedding with. Man. How horny is she gonna be when she finds this out??!??!?!? "You had me at 'how's your sick cat, Buster?'!!"
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even more thrilling if she/he were, say, only 5 feet away, walking toward you as you googled...and the screen freezes up.
... and the screen freezes up.
Xmas panics, frantically trying to turn off the monitor. As she walks behind his desk, in an act of desperation, he punches his fist through the monitor. Then, in an effort to remain cool and collected, he leans back with his fist still in the screen, and says...
(Cmon Xmastime, finish it! Finish it!)
"...there goes my weekend cribbage game."
BAM!
Not bad, not bad at all!
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