John Ensign

The red-blooded American male impulse to fuck anything that will allow him to I understand; being a 51 year-old United States Senator who asks his parents for money is a tough one to swallow. But then, my dad scoffed "good luck!" when the bill for my first year of college tuition came, so maybe we come from two different places mine being the planet Earth .

I must say tho, I kind of admire the cuckolded husband having the wherewithal to demand money from Ensign. If I find out my wife has been fucking some other dude I probably curl up under my bed sobbing into bucket after bucket of KFC, texting Op the crying emoticon every 10 minutes while listening to Up Where We Belong over & over. Yet the first thing this dude thinks of is "heeeeeeey, maybe I can make some quick cash here..." Kudos!!!