Miracle Crap

I ain't backtracking so I don't know or care what Coates is trying to say HERE when it comes to race, but he is 100% correct that Miracle Whip is fucking shit. Any of that mayo-as-"dressing" shit is fucking atrocious - and don't try to fucking fool me, cause I'll sniff that shit out like instant mashed potatoes. Ugh. Salad dressing is for salad. Mayo is for real food. If you wanna swing me over to the darkside with fucking Miracle Whip save yourself some money and jerk Grandpa's jizz on it instead.