About a paragraph and a half into this short article I took my dick out and started jerking off - then I realized that I was on the subway platform and that I was reading the Daily News and not Penthouse Forum. Are you shitting me?
"Boxing legend Arturo Gatti's sexy stripper-wife choked the life out of him with her purse strap"
"The stunner's eyes were hidden by giant designer sunglasses as she walked to a police cruiser in low-rise blue jeans and a clingy white top that showed off the toned physique that first caught Gatti's eye."
"The busty bombshell's purse was found"
"Authorities detained the tight-bodied beauty early yesterday"
Seriously? The next time someone sneers that bloggers are dudes that live in their mother's basement in their tighty-whities as opposed to "real" journalists whose every word should be respected as if from Shakespeare himself, I'm pointing them to this "article."
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