Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Beatles Anthology On VH1 Right Now

Also, Paul McCartney is at the Yankees game right now, and every time they show him he's got his head turned, talking. I'd imagine he's constantly having to ask "What the fuck just happened?"

He's also sitting next to what I see is the smokingest hot chick in the whole gotdam place. So maybe he's actually saying "You like #1 records? and scads of money? 'eard of the Beatles, love?" Then gettin Liverpool balls-deep.

Also there is a middle-aged woman sitting behind him; every time they show HER she's on her cell phone, breathlessly flapping her lips looking like she's going to pass out. Matter of fact, Ken Singleton thinks she's dialing up "Klondike 4-1009 please!!!", saying "I'd hate to see her phone bill!" Christ. Would be great if Paul finally turns to her and say "Lady will you PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP????...you like #1 records? and scads of money? 'eard of the Beatles, love?"

She'll prolly black out any minute anyway.

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