Friday, August 14, 2009

Congress Bravely Removes Death Panels That Don't Exist


I'd say this is pretty amazing. As in it's amazing that Congress is saying hey, if you lie about something over and over and work people who can't read into a frenzy, we'll give you exactly what you want.

Why can't they use this style of legislation for good? Like, why can't someone stage some sort of frenzy that results in the country getting free ice cream on Thursdays, or bringing back Joanie Loves Chachi? I mean, we're wasting this on how a doctor might fluff your pillow when your blowing dust into your Depends? Really? As Jefferson himself once said, "Let us not half-step with this newfound tact; dont h8 on black titties (a playah plays)."

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