GEORGE: So let's say in her mind she witnessed a pick. Okay, so then what?
JERRY: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?
GEORGE: I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander throughh the desert for forty years with that dry air. ... You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.
JERRY: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?
GEORGE: No. That's disgusting!
My Office Crush just walked by and I was fucking knuckles deep. I wanna kill myself.
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Has she seen this blog? That'll be even worse.
knuckles deep in unfortunate. That's OK because you know she does it herself. It makes you more human. Here's what you do. Get yourself a nice box of Kleenex and hand sanitizer and make sure you put it out there in the open. Make a point of using them in her presense. Comment about your allergies and nasal stuffiness. Let her also observe you instilling eye drops and washing your hands. Also make sure you take the time to press your pants so there is a visible line. Stop wearing BRUT. Use a nice cologne such as Ormond Jayne's 'Isfarkand'. Never let her hear you screaming from the men's room either. That's just gross.
http://www.nstperfume.com/2005/05/13/ormonde-jayne-isfarkand-isfahan-fragrance-review/
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