Why Marley is My Hero/Idol/Reason for Getting Out of Bed and You're Not:

via Facebook:

Other Person: Truthfully, this type of language ("Mawkish hagiography") is why people that don't live in DC hate you.

Marley: Truthfully, if that's the peg they need to hang their hat on, I guess I have no problem with it. It's just, there are so many better reasons to hate me than my kick-ass vocabulary.

But I'm diggin' you as a workin' class hero. I hope to be able to exploit you.