An Inside Look

I'm an incredibly private guy. You guys know that, you know I keep everything about myself a secret. I guess that's part oif being a...I dunno, is Superhero the right word? Yes? No? Hey, not for me to say.

But every once in a while I like to give yall a little peek into my life, so I got one of the UG's syphilis-riddled wheelchaired interns to take a few pictures of me "at the office" in return for letting him sniff my lower back after I jogged in place for 5 minutes, so here ya go: a day in the life of Xmastime, pounding out these posts for you people!!