Joking

Looking at this headline, I can't help but wonder what's it'd be like to be named "Joe King." Must be endless comedy, no?

"Are you Joe King?"
"No, I am not joking!! What the fuck is your problem, asshole??"
"Nono, I mean...is your name Joe King?"
"Oooooh...yes, I am Joe King."

Teacher: "Who's joking over here?!?!?"
Joe King: (looking up from the other side of the room) "I am"
Teacher: "Why, you little - (boxes Joe's ears, drags the innocent kid to the Office)

Well. Maybe not endless. Or even comedy, really. Hmm. Interesting. Well, not that either, really. Gay?