Magazine Idea

I think I'd like to start a rival magazine for InTouch. Anti-InTouch, actually. Covers would scream things like this:

BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE JUST FINE, NOT FIGHTING. SEEM HAPPY IN THEIR MARRIAGE.

TOM & KATIE ARE TWO EQUALS IN A SECURE, REAL MARRIAGE.

PLASTIC SURGERY? I DO NOT KNOW, DESPITE THESE WEIRDLY-ANGLED, UNFLATTERING PHOTOS. I WOULD NEED TO SEE MEDICAL RECORDS.

JENNIFER DID NOT SPEND LAST NIGHT CRYING, DRUNK-TEXTING BRAD.


IS LINDSAY ON THE EDGE? I HAVE NO IDEA, I DO NOT KNOW HER PERSONALLY.