One Dad at a Time

I don't know what's more surprising about the whole Mackenzie Phillips thing:

1) that she fucked her dad for ten years
2) that her dad taught her how to shoot smack
3) that at no point have I actually been surprised by any of this.

I do love her line just now to Oprah though: "I wouldn't call my father a bad man."

REEEEally?

Jesus christ. Apparently there are women whose expectations when comes to men are this low.

WHERE

ARE

THESE

WOMEN??!?!??!!!!!!!???