Pissed for Not Having Thought of This Before

I just saw this post-it note stuck on a door I walked by:

Dear __________,


Your packages are at my home. Not sure if we missed you yesterday. Fed-Ex asked if they could leave them here. Feel free to stop by anytime. You can ring the 1st floor bell.


Thanks,
C---------
7-- Maujer Street

Dear God man, how have I not thought of this before?!!?!

"Dear Audrina...."

I mean, what girl is NOT going to come get juicy, tasty packages she thinks are waiting for her? Lure her in, work my magic!

"That's right, just up ahead...in the corner...sorry, the light's broken..."