Yeah, But It'll Make God Happy

Not satisfied with simply defeating the the public option today, the Senate Finance Committee made it a twofer by also guaranteeing your daughter gets knocked up in the same dumpster she aborts her daughter in on prom night. Mmmmm...sexy, AND awesome!!

We've all heard about the major disappointment of yesterday's Senate Finance Committee meeting. But the defeat of the public option wasn't the senators' only poor decision of the day. As the Associated Press reports, the committee spent the evening approving a measure to restore $50 million of federal funding to abstinence-only sex education. That's right, folks: These 23 senators think it's more important to devote several million dollars to teaching your children lies than to provide a realistic public alternative to a healthcare hell created by private insurance companies. Are you pissed off yet?