Ah, the South...Figuring Out Another Way to Get Out of Reading. Cap Doffed.

Check it:

A Baptist Church near Asheville, N.C., is hosting a "Halloween book burning" to purge the area of "Satan's" works, which include all non-King James versions of the Bible, popular books by many religious authors and even country music.

I'm worried where this is going, ie if this turns out successful, then the next step would be Sniffity-Sniffy Hotpants stepping in and wanting to have the witch trials in Alaska, where it'll either be too frozen to dunk people in a lake to see if they sink, or totally sunlit 24/7 so that it becomes creepy, which would be a bummer. It'd be great to recapture the snowy, cozy winter of the Salem trials, but the Northeast is going to hell for being gay, so that won't work. South is too fucking hot, you can't be swinging around torches in 100 degree heat. Hey, I'm just spitballing, Broom Maverick will know what to do.

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