I never really noticed her before, so when Tom Brady dumped her for Gisele I thought "no brainer." But just now I realized she's the fucking smoking hot bitch in leather pants in Coyote Ugly, and the decision by Brady has shifted from an "absolute no-brainer" to "kind of a no-brainer." Congratulations, Bridget.In other news, I've spent 31 minutes watching the dumbest movie in history. Again. Coyote Ugly is truly a testament to the horrifically dumb shit men will watch if the chicks are hot enough. Fucking hell. If the Nazis were run by hot chicks with big tits men would be lining up to get into concentration camps. "Okay, two just starved to death, I got room for two more, step through, please..."
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Hey, wasn't that movie in the trailers for Grindhouse?
Coyote Ugly has been assaulting our senses since 2000, brah
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