Boy. Is This Fucking Sad.

Last week on a whim I looked up every high school football game I played in (hey, some people go to Vegas to get hitched, some put it all on "red," I look up scores in my high school yearbooks. too sexy for you?) and saw that over 30 games the totals are:

scored 244    gave up 828

Looking back, I don't know how we ever scored 244 (IT's a miracle!!) And I weould like to point out that were it not for my blocked extra point at Lancaster in 1988, the "gave up" number would look a lot worse.

Of course then I go to check in on how the team is doing this season, and I gotta see this.

Hmm. "Starting" to think I am no longer needed. Cough.