Corporate Shitter

Some fucking lunatic was in there when I went in to take a piss; as I'm at the urinal with my dick in my hand (pause for ladies to compose themselves...still pausing...how bout his war, eh? Hell, ain't it?....pausing...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back) dude comes outta the stall braying like a donkey "hey, I'm all about memories, man!  I'm about making memories!!!" I'm thinking ahhhh....not right now, right?