Thursday, October 22, 2009

Fuck It, You Be Xmastime

SUBJECT: George Bush as motivational speaker.

If you would like to riff on "if you can afford the $19 to attend this thing in the very economy George Bush left us in, you're probably already more successful than George Bush," turn to page 46.

If you wanna Photoshop your "notes" from his speech by listing
1) have the go-get-em! attitude to be born into an outrageously rich and powerful family
2) thank you, good night!
turn to page 54

If you wanna do a riff on "who says Bush can't motivate millions of people, didn't he get them to do the previously unthinkable: elect a black man president," turn to page 76


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