I Give Up

About a year ago Mamalizza and I cooked up a "Win a Date with Xmastime!!" scheme. Which, of course, had no results. So I'm changing tactics and saying fuck it: the first woman who writes in gets a date with me. I don't care who you are; I will show up at your door with flowers and take you to dinner, wherein I will win you over. Well, or try to. Good luck!