Sorry, but This Was Too Good to Pass Up

From the more-generous than anybody deserves Michael Steele:

HOST: Very quickly, Chairman Steele. The feeling in some circles is that this health care train has left the station with President at the wheel, and Republicans better jump on board.

STEELE: Well, I’m the cow on the tracks, and you’re going to have to stop that train to get this cow off the tracks and move forward.

BUT, what do you know, it turns out that train beats cow, which beats black guy anywhere NEAR the tracks (AND dog, just for kicks!!) Hey, Steele's not a propulsion engineer, so how could he possibly have known this?