Birth Announcement

Xmas congrats go out to Dick Cheney, who had another grandkid the other day. And by "congrats," I mean "congrats for being rich enough that your own offensive, idiotic ideology won't actually affect this kid's life, or that of your daughter's, unlike it does thousands of people throughout the country unfortunate enough to not be born into your family." Hey, tonight thank god it's them, instead of you!