Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Four Stages of Masturbation

1) Jerking it to a favorite memory of sexual exploits past, usually with an old girlfriend you once loved.

2) Jerking it to a girl you like, fantasizing how sweet it will be once she succumbs to your wiles.

3) Jerking it to a sexy, but classy photo spread, or movie, like maybe whenever Erin Brockovich is on.

4) Jerking it to Pigtail Teen Gets Double Vaginal, Eats Ass.

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