Happy Birfday, Hey Look, Nobody Gives a Fuck, Cause They're Douchey Assholes

Monday was the fourth anniversary of the very first Xmastime post ever. I didn't mention it, I thought I'd see if anybody would bring it up. But of course they didn't. Cause you fucking jerks are the worst fans in the world and I fucking hate you (well, not YOU. Everybody else. Fuck 'em.)