4 burn the part of the page with that fucking godawful fug-bitch Maggie Gyllenhaal. Fucking christ. It's no big mystery why Jake is the sibling Heath Ledger chose to fuck. Yeesh.
8 got a Guiliana Rancic thing happening. Don't know if fire is strong enough to destroy the revolting face of Lo Bosworth but will try.
9 "I don't know who Miranda Kerr is and it don't matter, cause on her page I'm aboutsta splatter!"
22
Was gonna say 50, but Trista Sutter's got fucking man hands. Ugh. Looks like they were used to piece together the Joad family jalopy on their trip out West. No thanks. Looking like you can beat me thumbwrestling while opening a jar of pickles is not sexy.
5 pages? That's it? And they call themselves a celebrity jerkoff rag? Pitiful.
No comments:
Post a Comment