Oh, For Fuck's Sake

 Fatty is interviewing Eric Karros about the game tonight. Eric Karros is a former Major League All-Star, and is currently an "expert" analyst for FOX. So you'd think he could answer a simple question. But apparently he can only repeat the question over and over instead. If I'm ever on trial for killing a family of babies, I want him on the stand as a witness, so that the judge will dismiss the case on account of "oh, for fuck's sake!"


Mike Francessa: So, how do you think Andy will do on three day's rest tonight?
Eric Karros: wow, that's the question, isn't it? Everybody's wondering, how will Andy do on three day's rest.
Francessa: that's it, right?
Karros: I mean, you hafta ask yourself, will Pettitte do well on three day's rest? Or will he not pitch well? If you're watching this game, that's what you're asking yourself, isn't it?
Francessa: Absolutely.
Karros: This is what it's come to, right? If you're Joe Girardi,. you're hoping that Pettitte can throw well on three day's rest, aren't you? I mean, that's treally the question, how will Andy do on three day's rest tongiht, right?

(my fucking head exploding)