Sniffin' Prejean

The whole Carrie Prejean thing is strange because for no other reason than she seemed to not be into gays getting married, she was somehow thrust into not only being a "conservative woman," but a spokeswoman for the GOP. Here was a woman that was smoking hot and seemed willing to say whatever they wanted her to say after they popped their hammies insisting they be on their team. And oops, it turns out she has an entire mini-series of fingerblasting videos out. So now the GOP has forced itself to look like complete family values "Who Would Jesus Fingerblast?" hypocrites. As per usual. And just to put the "GOP polish" on things Prejean decides her only weapon is to answer every person who dares to ask her a real question by claiming the media is against her for no other reason than she's a female conservative. It's almost as if the GOP blindly lurched to procure the services of an air-headed, paranoid beauty queen without any vetting. Or any thought whatsoever, really. But really, that doesn't ever happen, does it?