The Boys and Girls Guide top Getting Down
If only for my introduction to the term "fauxmosexual":
1) pretend you're gay
2) girl let's guard down, let's you paw her fake titties
3) you "feel icky!", which prompts her to see you as a challenge
4) "camon, you've never done it with a woman before?" you seem horrified at the idea
5) but eventually agree to let her have a crack at "turning you"
6) hit skins
Brilliant. Heading to the gay store now.
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