Today's "Shit You Can't Make Up" Winner

Republicans are shocked the public isn't patting them on the back for being pro-rape.

But don't fret, they've already figured out how to cover it up next time.

Privately, GOP sources acknowledge that they failed to anticipate the political consequences of a “no” vote on the amendment. And several aides said that Republicans are engaged in an internal blame game about why they agreed to a roll-call vote on the measure, rather than a simple voice vote that would have allowed the opposing senators to duck criticism. 

Awesome. What's the old saying - "those who can't rape, teach; and those that can't teach rape in the gym"?

Close enuff.