First I click and see that George Bush has chosen UVa as a site to conduct his presidential oral history. Which is weird, cause my first girlfriend went to UVa, and she used to looooooooove when I'd get all oral on that bush.
And then with my very next click, I land on this cheeseburger in Charlottesville, as featured today in A Hamburger Today. Which is weird, cause she used to love it when I'd make her eat raw chuck out of a doggie dish while hittin it from behind.*
I'm not a signatologist, but from what I, and the stars aligned above, can tell, is that all signs are pointing to one thing: we're getting back together!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* didn't even remotely happen
2 comments:
Besides the Croc delusion, you've been to the Spot before, right? I was always a Motor or Double Gus fan myself.
whoa whoa...WHOA!!! trying to keep the name confidential - im pretty sure she spends 24/7 stalking Xmastime!!!!!!!!
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