Making lemonade here, I see that an about-to-be-absurdly-rich chick is about to be single. Would I hit it? I'll answer that once I get back from going to the store to buy my Canoe cologne/after shave combo. Squirt squirt, indeed.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Ah, Marriage. The Rock of Charybdis for Rich, Famous Men.
Ah yes, right on schedule Tiger Woods now says he's been fucking other women, and now both his wife and us as a society hafta pretend to be outraged/shocked/give a shit. All this really means of course is Derek Jeter looks more like a genius with every passing day.
Making lemonade here, I see that an about-to-be-absurdly-rich chick is about to be single. Would I hit it? I'll answer that once I get back from going to the store to buy my Canoe cologne/after shave combo. Squirt squirt, indeed.
Making lemonade here, I see that an about-to-be-absurdly-rich chick is about to be single. Would I hit it? I'll answer that once I get back from going to the store to buy my Canoe cologne/after shave combo. Squirt squirt, indeed.
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