Ah Yes, Dumber in Death Than in Life

As well as today being the day John Lennon was gunned down let's not forget that it was also on this date that Dimebag Darrell was shot 5 times onstage by a deranged fan (can someone get this guy to a Metallica show as soon as possible?), and then became the only person known to be stupid enough to let himself be buried in a KISS Kasket. Awesome.