Great 2009 Xmastime Moments, XXVI

Asians in the AM

While out and about this morning, I noticed a proliferation of outrageously hot Asian women. All over, banging hot, scantily clad. Wtf. And then I was gonna come here and make a joke re: "and an hour later me so horny again," but I'm just not that kinda guy. I don't go for cheap laughs, or do racial stuff - it's just not me. Oh, it's not something I'll talk about myself, my own high moral standard and constant determination to do what's right, I'm not the kinda guy to pat myself on my back, but if you asked anyone who knows me they'd say "Xmastime, doing the right thing? Yeah, that's him. AND he got a rim job in high school." Just how I roll, guys. If you don't like it, move on.