Thursday, December 03, 2009

The Real Housewives of Orange County New Episode

Tonight I learned 

- women like to dress up in "whacky" wigs as an excuse to get shitfaced
- the newest cast member is somehow ugly, yet hot as fucking balls. An admirable trick to pull off, for sure. Probably more impressive than whoever will cure cancer.


I was also reminded that I

- do not visit cemetaries
- hate complicated drinking and/or card games. Fuck your 9000 rules, just let me drink, fuckhead!!!!!

btw, Gretchen might be my all-time #1 RH. Unstoppable. And to overcome the name "Gretchen" makes her even hotter.


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