Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Salient Points by Xmastime

I do not like it when people refer to food by ethnicity without adding the word "food;" eg "hey, let's have mexican tonight" instead of "let's have mexican food tonight." Even worse is "hey, let's do chinese tonight." What he fuck does that mean? You're going to act the meal out as you eat it? With a wispy, tiny penis? What the fuck?

The only dudes that can get away with this are old Jewish men who say "hey, wanna grab some deli?" I don't know why, but I'm okay with this one. But then, I'm the guy who pays wheelchair-bound hookers to do some greek, so who knows with me? I am a mystery, wrapped in an orange shirt.

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