Amanda Simpson

As riffed on by Letterman HERE.

My first thought when I read about Obama appointing a transgender person to whatever position she's going to was "thank god Congress doesn't hafta approve her, since apparently Congress wouldn't let Dolly Parton be the Secretary of Titties if Obama had tried appointing her."

But now I've really noticed her name..."Amanda." Really? As in, if you say it kinda fast, "I've gone from a man to a woman..."..."I've gone from amanda woman..."?!!!!?

Really? OOOOOOoooh, I hope she gave herself that name on purpose!!!  :)