Sunday, January 31, 2010

Blake "Making My Dick" Lively

I wouldn't know Blake Lively if she walked into my loft and hit me in the balls with a can of creamed corn. I have never seen whatever tv show she's on. And I've seen her 1000 times in InTouch, but she's never done anything for me, never stood out in any way. But for some reason, the entire time she was on SNL a few weeks ago, she was doing it for me. Fucking hot as balls.

Life, eh? A fucking box of crackers.

Blake's the one on the left

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

High pants bowler chick? WOULD.

Kiko Jones said...

I came across a bullshit teen movie she made with Justin Long and her sweet boobs sure made an impression on me, right then and there. She's also 5'10", and I likes me the tall girls...

Anonymous said...

the one on the right might be the unfunniest cast member SNL has ever had

Kiko Jones said...

Only if you've been watching SNL for the last couple of weeks...there's plenty of worse cast members in 35 years.