Christ. The Fucking Jets.

Having the stupid Jets crawl into the playoffs through the backdoor means I gotta hear about it from The Fashion Herald (who is apparently grooming FH Jr to be a Jets fan, as if any kid growing up today doesn't have enough crap to make their lives miserable.) But at least it reminds me of the sweet vid we made in 2008, featuring FH walking around in a Chad Pennington jersey (at about the 7:30 mark) before I got my mitts elbow deep while making some caramel popcorn on 34th Street. Good times. And keep those "FH Jr prolly has a better arm than Chad" comments to yourself; let's keep it classy since he's FH's pretend boyfriend.