Dancing in Some Horseteef

It seems like I can't swing my dick anywhere these days without it hitting a cover of Dancing in the Dark. Here's one by Mary Chapin-Carpenter.

Speaking of, here's a picture of an all-time Mrs. Xmastime Horseteef Hall of Famer, Lucinda Williams. Sigh. (swinging dick around) (oh gee, look what I hit. natch)