Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Devil Went Down to Sweden, Where He Now Works as a Doctor

If you've read any one of Charlie Daniels' idiotic rantings over the past year, you know that he views any kind of socialism to be the work of the devil; it's just not how Ma & Pa do things in the woods, real Americans of course would rather lose a leg than have their own self-reliance tested.

So I'm curious to find out the details of how he fought off the Obama-loving, communist, probably child-molesting doctors who treated him for his stroke in Sweden . Surely he would not allow the devil's oven mitts near him, as real Americans don't play that shit.

UPDATE: turns out I misread. Charlie wasn't in Sweden, he went to the Swedish Medical Center in Denver. Fire away, I'll take my lumps.

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