One of Tiger's whores has come out and said that Tiger's sexual fantasies are "not normal."
Umm...no shit, genius. The guy has fucked half the planet; I'm sure the only fantasies he could possibly have left would involve llamas and the planet Jupiter. I mean, the fact that we're being told this by a Playboy model he's banged the shit out of MIGHT be a clue to the fact that he's on a different level than the rest of us, whose fantasies mostly involve "her not calling the cops" or, even sadder, getting an exasperated handjob, like this sad fucker. For fuck's sake.
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