That just like how nobody ever notices umpires until they blow a call, autoerotic asphyxiation is one of those things that you never hear about unless it ends in complete disaster, right? I mean, you never hear:
"Hey buddy, what's happening?"
"I just had a rocking autoerotic asphyxiation session. Totally got off, big time."
"Cool. Arby's?"
It's almost always:
"Dude' you hear about Sam?"
"What?"
"Killed himself by accident while doing autoerotic asphyxiation. His mom found him; hand attached to his dick."
"Fuck!"
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