Untamed Heart

For some reason, the people in Hollywood seem to think that Marisa Tomeii is incapable of getting a man. I mean, seriously, all the movies she's been in, she's always sad and mopey about never getting a date, presumably due to the fact that men are repulsed by women who are smoking hot as fucking balls and only wish to please them. Of course. And the one time they give her a man, it's fucking Joe Pesci. I mean, really? Wtf?!?!?!

"Lonely, depressed woman who is desperate for a man, but can't get one? Better call in Tomeii. Who wants Arby's?"

Grrrr.