Thursday, February 18, 2010

Shitting in the Dark

The light fixture in our bathroom broke, so I found myself on the bowl a while ago accompanied only by  a small night lite. There's a strange, Southern Gothic vibe to shitting in the dark. Also a reminder of how cool if would've been if that was the original title of Bruce's hit.

I get up in the evening, and my guts are ready to burst...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

good one!
Man I ain't getting nowhere
just can't force a dump like this
There's something happening somewhere
baby I just know that there is...


much preferred: 'Darkness on the Edge of Brown'

Unknown said...

Brooce scat puns are the lowest form of humor, but they are spectacular in concert.


BungholeLand
Downbound Pain
Kitty's Backside
ToiletSeata (Come Out Tonight
It's Hard to be a Taint...

Does this Bus Stop at 82nd Street, Cause I've Gotta Drop a Deuce that Would Choke a Donkey.