Valentine's Day, aka "my day" is a day when I listen to songs like the one below and happily bawl about how lucky I am to have found my soul mate, the other side of my own heart.
Except in reality that actually exists, I haven't had a woman that gives a shit whether I live die, or grow shrooms outta my crack since 1995, so mostly I sit her hoping I don't get Cheetos dust on my dick. Sigh.
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