Xmastime Has Creedeth

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger either need to get back together, or one of them needs to kill themself. Seriously. How long have we been hearing about this goddam divorce? Efuckingnuff already. Nobody fucking cares how mean the other is, what a shithead the other was. It's been what, 40 years? I've had an easier time moving on food poisoning for fuck's sake.  You're both rich, famous, amazing-looking people; you shouldn't even REMEMBER one another!!!!