the bachelor

guest post by mamalizza

who's watching the bachelor tonight? 


update! vienna is the winner. how wrong i was to judge her so. the bachelor teaches me so many lessons in life. i will give myself 30 lashes today to redeem myself to the reality producer gods.

vienna doesn't seem good enough for him- being a hooters girl and from florida and all, but maybe that young gal just needs a quick kick in the ass to get her head on straight. maybe this jake guy is just the man she needs to make it into porn. (or make it into xmastime's hall of fame with those horse-teef)

and tenley, love her for jake. a perfect match. (see her necklace) but you know what they say about too much of a good thing? there's no way she's doing anal.

my guess- it'll be vienna because it will yield good ratings for the reunion special. your vote?








(but i know all my husband wants to see is the wicked witch of the west- rozlyn!

ps- still trying to get a hang of this damn editing. wtf.