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People need to be more nebulously worried with their Facebook updates. "Gee, I dunno..." or "Making some big changes..." and "hope I get through this..." with no explanations are fine, but are they really dramatic enough to make your friends worry about you needlessly, setting off chains of emails/texts "oh no!  Is Dippy okay!?!?!?"  I'll be more impressed when I see a few "on the ledge" or "I just took 100 pills!" updates out there. "I am about to release a king cobra into this locked phone booth" would be at least entertaining.