Find out what high school reunions are coming up in the area. Reseach and find out which females from that class have died, then show up at the reunion claiming I'm her widower. Spend the weekend awash in freeze booze + sympathy "relations"!
Irish lies are smiling. Turns out the girl wasn't dead at all and shows up to find she DID have herself a husband after all, one who could love her for all of her folds and foibles.
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yeah, i saw animal house
Irish lies are smiling. Turns out the girl wasn't dead at all and shows up to find she DID have herself a husband after all, one who could love her for all of her folds and foibles.
http://www.nls.uk/broadsides/broadside.cfm/id/15968/transcript/1
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