Curiosity

I was looking at the popcorn link from a few posts earlier and in the comments section I see:

Anonymous said...
The popcorn my mother made had a half-inch deep pool of butter on the bottom. We'd swirl the last kernels around to soak it up, then lick our hands clean.

--your potato expert, popcorn eating, hot jizz loving, future ex-girlfriend for whom you will WEEP

I'll be honest...my curiosity is piqued re: who this is. Sounds sexy ("jizz loving" is a dead giveaway for this. hey, I know women, sue me.) Also, it's been three years...when will I have the pleasure of your ripping my heart out (presumably because I leak our fuck tapes to the press)?